3 Tacos and a Lame Pick-Up Line for $1.09!

Have you ever tried to put eyeliner on during a 5.8 magnitude earthquake? Well, that’s what I was doing when it hit. Totally poked myself in the eye, haha. My room was fine, except for a few items that had fallen off the shelves. After checking the other bedrooms upstairs, I ventured downstairs to see if there was any damage:
Living room – 6 crooked picture frames.
Kitchen – 1 broken plate, 1 chipped glass dining table.
Dining room – 4 very destructible items unbroken but knocked over.
Backyard – 1 german shepherd sleeping peacefully, unperturbed by god’s trembling wrath. Aren’t animals supposed to be hyper-sensitive to this stuff? If that’s the case, my dog sucks at being a dog.

So anyway, I went to Del Taco earlier for lunch (hey, give me a break, it’s Taco Tuesday) and got hit on by the dude workin’ the drive-thru.

I pulled up to the first window (as the sign had dictated), and was greeted by a boy no older than seventeen, exuding as much arrogance and cockiness as one could while sporting a Del Taco uniform and smelling of chili cheese fries. He grinned at me, displaying an impressive mouthful of gleaming metal. “Why are you hiding that pretty face behind those sunglasses?” he asked. “Uh, what?” I said in disbelief. “You should take those off and show off your pretty eyes.” I blinked. Then I laughed awkwardly. Who knew you could get 3 soft tacos and a lame pick-up line delivered by a hormonal 17-year-old boy, all for just $1.09? Del Taco, the king of SWEET DEALS in the fast food industry. The point is, I’m really full right now and don’t intend on consuming food ever again.

Anyway, I’m off to continue my day.

Fondly,

b. bear